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moveablehype:

messthatisjess:

reallythisguyles:

5sensesreeling:

artificiallycreepy:

reallythisguyles:

plainmarc:

oldsaltychip:

So are you easy?

Did you bring the condoms?

Do you like having your ass eaten?

Wanna meet my wife and kids?

Let us pray.

My mom is parked out front

i can’t go within 500 feet of a school or chuckie cheese.

Surprise! We’re going to a time share presentation!

Um….excuse me but why in the fuck would you not want to know if you’re squared away on whether or not the protection is covered and if ass eating is in play?

moveablehype:

messthatisjess:

reallythisguyles:

5sensesreeling:

artificiallycreepy:

reallythisguyles:

plainmarc:

oldsaltychip:

So are you easy?

Did you bring the condoms?

Do you like having your ass eaten?

Wanna meet my wife and kids?

Let us pray.

My mom is parked out front

i can’t go within 500 feet of a school or chuckie cheese.

Surprise! We’re going to a time share presentation!


Um….excuse me but why in the fuck would you not want to know if you’re squared away on whether or not the protection is covered and if ass eating is in play?

So…the Big Texas Beerfest was awesome as usual but Shock Top featured a pretzel wheat beer served in a chocolate pretzel cone and I don’t think it gets any better than that

So…the Big Texas Beerfest was awesome as usual but Shock Top featured a pretzel wheat beer served in a chocolate pretzel cone and I don’t think it gets any better than that

Bought these at the Community brewery tour last Saturday. I just ate one and I’m not sure I have a tongue anymore. Don’t buy shit when you’re drunk.

Bought these at the Community brewery tour last Saturday. I just ate one and I’m not sure I have a tongue anymore. Don’t buy shit when you’re drunk.