Flipped through…

…the channels and landed on 5 seconds of a jeebus song on The Voice. No thank you. 

pop quiz hot shot….what happens if you eat twinkies all day and don’t work out?

pop quiz hot shot….what happens if you eat twinkies all day and don’t work out?

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

(via kennyjb)

copsss:

goodybrains:

speshuled:

What.
         The.
                Fuck?

UMMM…OKAAAAAAYYYY

For some people life sucks.

Yet another thing to positively affirm my stance on religion.

copsss:

goodybrains:

speshuled:

What.

         The.

                Fuck?

UMMM…OKAAAAAAYYYY

For some people life sucks.

Yet another thing to positively affirm my stance on religion.

Based on the number of stuffed animals on the dashboard I think there’s a serial killer at this restaurant.

Based on the number of stuffed animals on the dashboard I think there’s a serial killer at this restaurant.

admittedly i will always sing along to this. oddly enough it’s even more embarrassing when i’m alone.

(Source: Spotify)

stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.
Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.

stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.

Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.

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(via american-atheist)

dictiosus:

It is interesting to me that the people freaking out over the IRS going overboard on the Tea Party non-profits are the same ones that were completely silent last fall when over 1,500 churches endorsed a presidential candidate from the pulpit, in complete violation of federal code.

I guess the law is only the law when it agrees with us, or can embarrass that Kenyan Muslim in the White House.

I’m probably…

…more excited than most to see yet another Superman reboot but why the fuck do we have to retell the whole fucking story every time? I mean, they’ve gone over the origin several times in the last 35 years. Let’s try an actual sequel next go round.

Despite our affinity for one another Mirko and I have a relationship that can be best described as shitty and filled with low impact exercise. Related: I need more poop bags.

Despite our affinity for one another Mirko and I have a relationship that can be best described as shitty and filled with low impact exercise. Related: I need more poop bags.

goodbeermusicandbaseball:

kristassassypants:

Yea. A few.

Giggidy.
Sundog y’all

Sundog y’all

Tags: Sundog

This was the only funny part of “White Chicks.” If it had been an hour long loop of this I probably would have liked it a lot more.

(Source: Spotify)

I’d rather have…

…a conscience mate than a soul mate. At least a conscience is real.